This is hilarious: Mom overture

Jeff's sleepwalking

If I actually wrote all his incidents down, I could totally have a bestseller...of course I'm not sure they're as good without me there acting out his frantic antics. :) Here's last night's:
Jeff: (Scrambling up out of bed) “Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my GOSH!!”

Meg: “What?”

Jeff: (walking over to the bookshelf) “Look at this! Oh my gosh!”

Meg: “Wake up- everything’s fine.”

Jeff: (Adamantly pointing at bookshelf) “Look! Look at this!”

Meg: “I don’t care, go back to sleep.”

Jeff: “Oh, you’re gonna care when you see this!”

Meg: (Turns light on.)

Jeff: (Looks at normal unscary bookshelf) “Oh.” (Gets back in bed) "Sorry."

THE END :)

Shelby wants a...

We were in Lowe's yesterday lookin at kitchen faucets. We were discussing them and Jeff says that one that I was considering looked like a "weiner shaft." (He's so crude.) Shelby was in the stroller minding her own business (or so we thought) and then she starts yelling, "I want a weiner shaft Mommy!!! I want a weiner shaft!!"
We were cracking up and hoping that no one heard her. haha